Yesterday was crammed tight with a hundred things to do
within a fifth of the hours, without a sign of food coming in. (Refer to
Facebook site to vote here: Should The Write Woman divide the available food, or abstain so the kids can
have more?) Here's the pizza we created last night with pita bread, cheese, spaghetti sauce, jalapenos and spices. Yummy, right?
When you
wake up early in the morning to get a start on your day and still can’t figure
out a way to fit it all in, what can you do? Like most people addicted to
something whether drugs, alcohol, shopping, or controlling everything is their
sickness, the only way to curb the illness is one day at a time. Honestly, I am unaware of what my disease is,
but I must have one. Oh, I chew my nails, sometimes ‘til they bleed. That has to be an ailment. When I’m not frazzled
I can grow beautiful nails, but then I usually have artificial ones. Even if I
afforded acrylic nails now, I’d chew and pick them off because of stress. But
if I could divert my tension to working out, the whole puzzle would come
together.
So I went to work at the studio and I love it, just like I
do every day. I shared with my co-workers the theme I would use to get me
through the grumpies is I’m the Fairy Godmother, helping with a kind smile to
get patrons through the short time we spend together. I wonder if Cinderella’s
Fair Godmother ever had to help someone she didn’t like, or if she had no one
to answer to. If she did have to help
some crabby troll, she probably grinned from ear to ear. Anyone who has seen Shrek 2 can attest to Fairy Godmother
being a real bitch, but that’s not me—at least at work.
Ricky and Jen from JcPenney's LifeTouch Photography |
I talked my new co-workers into having their picture taken.
Looking at them, you’d want to gobble them up,
right? These are my co-working
photography friends Ricky and my ever-cheerful supervisor Jen. The photographer who
does the most business this year gets a bonus. This could be my key to the last
bit needed for school. I’m psyched!
Oh my God! If you live in an apartment with not-so-good
insulation let me say I feel for you. People that have intercourse in them
should have designated times so I don’t have to hear it. Baby Huey is going it
at like a greyhound chasing a rabbit right now. I can only hope he only goes
around the track once before catching it. Yep, there it is! The crowd goes
wild! You especially don’t want to live in an apartment if you’re dating and
have some single old maid living under you, unless you enjoy exhibitionism.
She’ll hear every creak, roll, sigh, gasp, scream, and “oh shit!”
Ready for take-off! |
Last night Nikki called Cameron, at his dad’s, to ask if she
could sleep in his bed instead of sleeping with me. She was so enthusiastic all
I could do was go along with it. Needless to say I was awakened early in the
morning with a long and lean little girl snuggling up against me whispering her
brother’s room is haunted. My eyes popped open. “Haunted? Why do you say that?”
I asked. She candidly expressed the clock waited until she was asleep to tick
loudly enough to wake her up. I tickled her back until she went to sleep.
Naked on a chilly leather couch -- YIKES! |
Because Cameron is gone this morning, I’m doing my work
naked with dye in my hair. Nikki strolls in, shimmying her shoulders, naked and
smiling. “We’re twins!” Perhaps we need to revert back to Sesame Street and
discuss the same and different. But she’s got the television on watching her
favorite movie, Mama Mia, which she
enjoys turning up to belt along. At seven a.m., with such a thin floor, I made
her turn it down a few decibels. Unfortunately when the refrigerator runs the
television is inaudible, so she stands directly in front of it singing loudly.
Sorry, but I refuse to squelch it. Guess if the neighbors don’t like it,
they’ll need to fire the pistols and restart the race.
Deon, Stan, and Sam--the humblest of knights |
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